This is from a guy who's listed as living in Tempe...
hey how are you doing .. am here for a vacation .. and am going back home in the first of august .. am here single here dont know any body i got car time .. if u are interesting to having short term relationship and having good time hit me .. am ready do do what you ask me :) i wish to know you better .. waiting to here from you :)
That phrase "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" comes to mind! So this guy is 25, are you really here on vacation if you're listing Tempe as your city, or do you just want a handy little ten day fling before school starts? I guess it's convenient *IF* your story is true, that you would have "car time." I mean seriously, does this mean mom and dad said you can have the car some nights of vacation if you meet some nice kids?
I'm a little intrigued by the "am ready to do what you ask me" because an offer like that...I have a laundry list! Can you please clean my carpets unf1234? Because when I bought my condo I told myself I'd shampoo them once a year and still haven't gotten around to it now that there's all this furniture on it. Or how about the woodpecker hole on the second story outside my bedroom window? The HOA has been slow to fix that as well. And my garage door is squeaky, while you're driving around AZ aimlessly on your super exciting sounding vacation, can you pick up some WD40 for me and figure out what part is making that terrible noise? Now that's what I'm talking about!
But the biggest reason I'm declining this gleaming offer of fun....I love traveling, anyone who has gone on vacation with me knows I pre plan to do options so that we can do whatever we feel like without that bored, stuck in the hotel cause we don't know the area feeling. And while I do admire his resourcefulness, unf1234, you just don't plan a good enough vacation for me!
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