So, my trusty iPhone pushes me all kinds of match.com notifications, and I laughed out loud when I read that I'd received a "wink" from Loociphur. My first thought was "ya wanna dance with the devil?" And before I viewed his profile I made two bets with myself
1) I bet he's looking for a female between 18 - 35!
2) I think his appearance will be tough guy with tattoos, either in a heavy metal or ghetto way.
Loociphur is indeed a 28 year old 6 foot tall male Latino in Phoenix, never married, seeking a woman between 18 - 35. From his pictures he falls more into ghetto than rocker. He lists himself as Christian/Catholic, however he must not be a very good catholic if he's spelling Lucifer wrong. I mean, the devil is a major player in religion, right? And Loociphur, if you want to portray your toughness in your name, there are other ways to do it! I'm sure quality women are flocking to wink back at you with a misspelled name like yours, but according to Wikipedia, Lucifer refers to the devil before being cast of out heaven....Are you calling yourself a fallen angel tough guy? Other biblical references name "lucifer" in reference to the "Morning Star," ahhh, that's sweet too.
Really, the fact that you winked at me disqualified you automatically, but you had about ten other things against you as well, but thanks for the laugh! I hope you find just the angel you've been looking for!
No comments:
Post a Comment