To the Spanker:

You all know my system: Read message, Look at picture, look at our match/friend/enemy stats, check out height details, read the profile. Decide to respond or not. This one made it to the read the profile section, and that's when I lost it!

Take my journey with me....

Message:

hey hows it going hon hows life been treating you lately

Pictures: Normal, no reasons to eliminate him

Stats: 83% Match, 63% Friend, 14% Enemy

Height: 6 feet tall

Profile:

My self-summary

Im going to be very upfront Im basically here trying to see if theres anyone else in my area that has the same awesome yet unfortunately uncommon interest of spankings, and no that is not code word for fwb's or a booty call or whatever these kids are calling it nowadays I mean spanking as literally as it sounds lol Im not really looking for a serious relationship right now only because honestly there are very few ladies that are willing to come second to school and that is pretty much my only priority at the moment, that plus being in more debt then I care to think about kind of puts being in a serious relationship low on my list. If you want to to know anything else just ask

What I’m doing with my life

Im a medstudent which basically takes up 90% of my life the other 10% I try to enjoy it however I can, playing soccer is my first love and you can probably guess by now what the second is

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

Well its not really private anymore but that Im a huge spanking fan

I’m looking for

•               Girls who like guys

•               Ages 18–95

•               Near me, For new friends

You should message me if

you like to get spanked or if you have any interest in finding out what its like :)

No Friends, that is not a joke. This is really his profile. And I've gotta say, kudos for knowing what you're looking for and being straight up about it! I'm sure there's people who read some things on my profile (like where I wrote: The most private thing I’m willing to admit: It makes me sound really superficial, but I can't date someone who is short. And by short, I mean under 5'11". There's something about wearing heels with a guy and still feeling smaller than him that makes me feel feminine. And I hate being the taller one when I'm kissing someone. That make people pass up my profile as well!) However, I can't say that he wants what I want. So thank you for the laugh "usaasu" but I think that'll be the only thing cracking in my house!